THE ONLY TWO EMOJI THAT MATTER

This was a suggested list, but there are only two right answers.
  1. 1.
    🐳
    Witty, but withholding. Charming and yet sinister. The whale means everything and yet nothing. A single whale might signal loneliness, a solo melody in search of harmony. Sent, it is the embodiment of FOMO—my loneliness made manifest is of Moby Dick proportions (all interpretations accepted). A chain of whales made a for a warm and hopeful pod: 🐳🐳🐳. Message received. Your whale has a home.
  2. 2.
    🐋
    See above, but for when you're drunk on something expensive.