THINGS I HAVE WRITTEN AND DELETED FROM ONLINE PROFILES

The shaaaame
  1. I like movies, books, TV shows, running, and food.
  2. I like movies, books, TV shows, and food.
  3. I like food.
  4. INFJ (if you care about that)
  5. INFJ (but please don't care about that)
  6. INFIDK
    This one was deleted quickly.
  7. 6'2" 170 pounds
  8. 6'3" 185 pounds
  9. "Is this where I write a joke about liking the Oxford comma?"
  10. "let's argue about your favorite Bennet sister"
  11. "I can't decide if I should go to grad school"
    Deleted when someone told me I should go to grad school.
  12. Writer
    Twitter
  13. Wordsmith
    Tumblr
  14. I really like sea otters
    Everywhere