Extremely Useful Things That No One Uses
- •The lunch tray. A convenient way to have a well-balanced, government subsidized meal- if only it were cool enough for high schoolers.
- •The bubble umbrella. Commonly used in Asia, it's a great way to sift through heavy foot traffic without stabbing your fellow pedestrians.
- •Carmex. It's not just for black people anymore.
- •The bike. Look at this spry young college student. Now look at his "friends" See the envy in their eyes? If you want a speedy way to get around campus, look no further than the classic bicycle. Unfortunately, the bikes negative stigma has caused a decline in sales for the past 14 years! #SaveTheBikes #DestigmatizeBiking
- •Lube. Everyone talks about it, but why don't you pick some up today for more fun and less painful sex.