10 Things Squirrels Say
by Emma Hill Kepron (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/10-things-squirrels-say)
- •Fuck you!
- •Get the fuck away from my shit!
- •I'll fuck you up, asshole!
- •Imma gonna bury this fucking nut right here!
- •Where's my fucking nut?
- •Hey babe, wanna fuck?
- •Where the fuck are you going?
- •Get off my fucking lawn!
- •I'm just yelling for the fuck of it!