Bar Fight Insults as Academic Papers

By Kevin Miller
  1. Re-Establishing Agency in the Narrative of Maternal Obesity: A Post-Colonial Critique of Your Mom
  2. The Social Construction Of “Outside”: A Study of a Cultural Concept Concerning Where We Should Take This Shit, Motherfucker
  3. Reexamining Conceptions of Beauty in America: Questioning Whether Your Girlfriend is Even Hot
  4. Facial Anatomy as an Object of Change: Problematizing Your Face
  5. Leisure Activity as Identity in the Modern West: Asking Whether You Even Fucking Lift
  6. Applying Foucault’s Analysis of Medicine and Power to Your Diagnosis as a Fuckin’ Dipshit
  7. “What Are You, a Little Bitch?” A Post-Feminist Analysis of Your Masculinity