Halloween Costumes I Already Have in My Closet

  1. The Pissed Off Bridesmaid
  2. The 1980s Temp Worker
  3. The Ross Dress for Less Clearance Rack Shopper
  4. The Lactating Scuba Diver
  5. The Cougar Who Doesn’t Give A Shit What You Think, She’s Wearing Elastic Waist Pants to the Club
  6. The Androgynous CPA
  7. The Plural Marriage Compound Wife
  8. The Person Going Through an Unfortunate Cosmic Cowgirl Phase
  9. The Norwegian Cleaning Woman
  10. The Slutty Lumberjack