Headlines From My Dismal Lifestyle Blog

By Eileen Consedine
  1. 5 ESSENTIAL OILS TO REJUVENATE YOUR HUMILIATING LINKEDIN PROFILE
  2. HOLISTIC STUDY SHOWS THAT ADOPTING TOO MANY CATS BEST WAY TO COPE WITH POOR CAREER CHOICES
  3. 8 HOT YOGA POSES TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT OKAY FINE SHE MAY BE CONVENTIONALLY PRETTIER BUT THERE’S NO WAY SHE’S FUNNIER EVEN THOUGH THEY MET IN IMPROV CLASS
  4. THE BEST DALAI LAMA QUOTES TO USE WHEN ENUMERATING WHY YOU’RE A GOOD FIT FOR THE UNPAID SOCIAL MEDIA INTERNSHIP DESPITE BEING 32
  5. 7 FACTS ABOUT GLUTEN FREEGANISM TO DEFLECT THE CONVERSATION AWAY FROM YOUR LACKLUSTER DATING LIFE
  6. HOW TO ROCK A SUNDAY FARMER’S MARKET LIKE YOU DON’T LIVE IN A MICROAPARTMENT WITH SIX SHELTER CATS
  7. RAW FOOD RECIPES THAT WILL SOMEHOW WORSEN YOUR ADULT ACNE
  8. 10 HUSBANDRY FARMING “HACKS” THAT ARE NOT ACTUALLY TIPS FOR CULTIVATING A FUTURE HUSBAND EVEN THOUGH IT’S CONFUSINGLY CALLED HUSBANDRY FARMING
  9. TRANSCENDENTAL BRUNCH IDEAS TO CONVINCE YOUR PARENTS THAT ART SCHOOL WASN’T A WASTE OF $100,000 AND A SCAR ON THE FAMILY NAME
  10. CRAFTING WITH CAT HAIR