Meta-modern Headlines

  1. Please Stop Writing Headlines That Ask the Reader to Please Stop Doing Something
  2. You Won’t Believe How Many Headline Writers Think You Won’t Believe Things That Are, In Fact, Quite Believable
  3. You Thought This Was a Headline for An Article About Headlines… Until the End of the Article
  4. 20 Ways to Re-Write a Listicle Headline That Begins By Quantifying Its Points
  5. Watch What Happens When You Watch What Happens and Then Re-Post So Others Can Watch What Happens When You Watch What Happens and Watch What Happens Themselves
  6. Learn the Definition of Clickbait By the End of This One-Sentence Article
  7. So, This Headline Totally Happened