Netflix Categories for the Liberal, Brooklyn-based, Self-respecting, Socially Conscious Feminist

  1. Exciting Female Friendship Thrillers
  2. Emotional Vegan Dramas
  3. Visually-Striking Movies set in (gentrified) Brooklyn
  4. Romantic Movies Featuring Consistently Mutual Orgasms
  5. Movies Featuring a Strong Female (or Female Identifying) Lead (who is also Flawed, Human, and Figuring it All Out!!)
  6. Movies Featuring a Strong Female Lead Who Explicitly Identifies as a Feminist
  7. Period Piece Dramas Featuring a Strong Female Lead Who Would Definitively Be Standing with Hillary (Were She Alive and Active During the Current Election Season)
  8. Cerebral Contraception Dramas
  9. Visually-Striking Food Movies featuring Locally Sourced, Conventionally-Grown, Organic Produce
  10. Binge-Worthy Animal-Rights Documentaries
  11. Vampire TV shows featuring Vampires with Real Body Shapes and Sizes Engaging in Consensual Vampire Sex
  12. Movies Starring Matt Damon in his Uncontested Prime (1997-2002)