New Activities for Sisyphus
By James Greb
- •Remove second space after period from each sentence in thousand page document, close without saving, repeat.
- •Fill out online registration, click submit, get message saying required fields must be completed, repeat.
- •Watch instructional YouTube video on basic home repair, attempt repair, fail, repeat.
- •Attend outdoor music festival, repeat.
- •Call technical support at major corporation, speak to robot, wait on hold, disconnect, repeat.
- •Attempt to skip commercial in streaming television show, re-watch same commercial, repeat.
- •Post photo on social media, refresh, observe zero likes, take photo down, repeat.
- •Play 'Candy Crush Saga.'
- •Take online quiz, receive unsatisfactory description of self, repeat.