New Activities for Sisyphus

By James Greb
  1. Remove second space after period from each sentence in thousand page document, close without saving, repeat.
  2. Fill out online registration, click submit, get message saying required fields must be completed, repeat.
  3. Watch instructional YouTube video on basic home repair, attempt repair, fail, repeat.
  4. Attend outdoor music festival, repeat.
  5. Call technical support at major corporation, speak to robot, wait on hold, disconnect, repeat.
  6. Attempt to skip commercial in streaming television show, re-watch same commercial, repeat.
  7. Post photo on social media, refresh, observe zero likes, take photo down, repeat.
  8. Play 'Candy Crush Saga.'
  9. Take online quiz, receive unsatisfactory description of self, repeat.