Nihilistic Password Security Questions
By Soheil Rezayazdi
- •What is the name of your least favorite child?
- •In what year did you abandon your dreams?
- •What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?
- •At what age did your childhood pet run away?
- •What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?
- •In what city did you first experience ennui?
- •What is your ex-wife’s newest last name?
- •What sports team do you fetishize to avoid meaningful discussion with others?
- •What is the name of your favorite canceled TV show?
- •What was the middle name of your first rebound?
- •On what street did you lose your childlike sense of wonder?
- •When did you stop trying?