Respectful Yo Mama Jokes
By Lucas Klauss
- •Yo mama is so healthy her BMI is probably exactly within the ideal range for a woman her age.
- •Yo mama is so well-respected within her profession that I bet she’ll get another raise and promotion this year despite the unpredictable economy.
- •Yo mama is so good at cooking she should open her own restaurant. I’d be the first customer.
- •Yo mama is so attractive she could be on the cover of 'Prevention.'
- •Yo mama is so internet-savvy she should start her own social-networking site designed specifically for moms. It would be really popular.
- •Yo mama is so well-read she could teach a course on literature at an accredited university.
- •Yo mama is so good at listening she makes you feel like she’s put everything aside to focus all her attention on you. That’s a really great trait to have.
- •Yo mama is so skilled at coaching basketball she should apply for a job in the NBA.
- •Yo mama is so generous she just paid for everyone’s meal at Applebee’s.
- •Yo mama is so supportive of you and your efforts that I wouldn’t be surprised if you were incredibly successful as a result.