Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation

By Eric K. Auld
  1. 1.
    A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
  2. 2.
    A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
  3. 3.
    A question mark walks into a bar?
  4. 4.
    Two quotation marks "walk into" a bar.
  5. 5.
    A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking a drink.
  6. 6.
    The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
  7. 7.
    Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.