Your Cute Wedding Hashtags Twenty Years Later

  1. #DoYouHaveAnyCashOnYou
  2. #DidYouWriteACheckOutOfTheJointAccount
  3. #CanYouPickUpMilkAndWineOnTheWayHome
  4. #AndIceCream
  5. #ShitAreYouStillAtTheMarket
  6. #AndThatRiceMixYouKnowTheOneILikeItsInABlackBag
  7. #AreYouGoingToShave
  8. #ThatDressLooksFineLetsGo
  9. #WouldItKillYouToMakeTheBed
  10. #What
  11. #Nothing
  12. #IDidntSayAnything
  13. #TheDishwasherIsBroken
  14. #TheFurnaceIsntWorking
  15. #TheToiletIsClogged
  16. #HaveYouLeftWorkYet
  17. #RememberItsGirlsNightOut
  18. #YesIDidTellYou
  19. #IToldYouTwoWeeksAgo
  20. #YouDontListen
  21. #Whatever
  22. #WhateverWhatever
  23. #DidYouCallTheDoctor
  24. #DidYouBringTheCarIn
  25. #DidYouCallThePlaceAboutTheThing
  26. #UghCanIHaveSomeBlankets
  27. #YesItISColdInHere
  28. #StopTellingMeHowIFeel
  29. #YesYouDo
  30. #YouDo
  31. #BillAndKateBrinkOfDivorce
  32. #BillAndKateSeeATherapistNow
  33. #BillAndKateValidateEachOthersFeelings
  34. #AllTheTime
  35. #ItsExhausting
  36. #SeriouslyDontForgetTheWineAtTheMarket
  37. #CouldItBeUntilCrabbinessDoWePartInstead
  38. #HappyAnniversary
  39. #Suckers