5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

I keep some weird photos on here...
  1. 1.
    My dog had hives this week because he is high maintenance and enjoys fucking with me.
  2. 2.
    This is my dad straight stuntin' in the 70's.
  3. 3.
    I love this dock at my aunt and uncle's home in Connecticut. It looks artsy thanks to "use of lines"!
  4. 4.
    My siblings and I have been playing a game for years in which we take nuts from my aunt's home at Thanksgiving, then proceed to hide them in each other's belongings through December hoping they will be discovered at an inopportune moment. I once mailed nuts to my brother in Ireland. I win.
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    This is sweet potato chowder with bacon and créme fraîche. If I had to choose one thing to eat for the rest of my life it would be this. I would be dead within a year, but so happy.