4 BOOKS THAT COULD ALSO SERVE AS WEAPONS
**SIGNAL BOOST** Contrary to popular belief, the book is not just for reading!
- •The Entire Encyclopædia Brittanica32 hardbound volumes. The sheer size is enough to leave your adversary quivering in the "outer covering for the feet, usually of leather with a stiff or thick sole and heel, and generally reaching no higher than the ankle," or shoes.
- •Any book you attach a shiv or shank to
- •Pride and PrejudiceIf a single blow to the head doesn't render you unconscious, any one of the characters' "personalized-yet-similar-in-level-of-superfluity" sense of entitlement will after about 2 and 1/2 pages.
- •The BiblePerhaps the most versatile of the selection: you can beat your attacker with it, I'm sure that the flimsy paper can induce many a paper cut, or you can always use it to pray to your favorite, omnipotent God, begging that He smite them.