4 BOOKS THAT COULD ALSO SERVE AS WEAPONS

**SIGNAL BOOST** Contrary to popular belief, the book is not just for reading!
  1. The Entire Encyclopædia Brittanica
    32 hardbound volumes. The sheer size is enough to leave your adversary quivering in the "outer covering for the feet, usually of leather with a stiff or thick sole and heel, and generally reaching no higher than the ankle," or shoes.
  2. Any book you attach a shiv or shank to
  3. Pride and Prejudice
    If a single blow to the head doesn't render you unconscious, any one of the characters' "personalized-yet-similar-in-level-of-superfluity" sense of entitlement will after about 2 and 1/2 pages.
  4. The Bible
    Perhaps the most versatile of the selection: you can beat your attacker with it, I'm sure that the flimsy paper can induce many a paper cut, or you can always use it to pray to your favorite, omnipotent God, begging that He smite them.