I Broke My Phone in March. Now That I Have A Replacement, Here's What I've Missed Dearly

So, as the title insinuates, I broke my phone in March. I got through the change of the season, several birthdays, and too many Azealia Banks Twitter Hate Sprees without it. But now that I've thrown myself back into the cold embrace of anti-social socialization, I can get back to enjoying all of the joys having a phone brings, like:
  1. 1.
    Waiting for texts back
  2. 2.
    The sweet, sweet feeling of FOMO
  3. 3.
    Telling everyone what I'm doing all the time on multiple platforms
  4. 4.
    Rekindling empty relationships with a 140 character message every now and again
  5. 5.
    The Dog filter on Snapchat