WAYS IN WHICH CARING FOR A HEDGEHOG IS SIMILAR TO CARING FOR AN INFANT, I THINK

My brother was so nice to volunteer me to care for his friend's hedgehog, Pickles, this winter break. It has only been three days, but I think I have gathered enough knowledge to accurately impart this on the public.
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    They cannot tell you in words what it is that they want/need, so you must be a keen observer
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    They sleep almost all day and wake up in the middle of the night, so be well rested during the day to devote your 2-4 AM block to monitoring them
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    If you're struggling, there's no shame in it! Just hit up an online forum for the finest, most detailed, most opinionated, and the most thorough-to-the-point-of-fear information you won't find anywhere else
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    Don't bother them while they're sleeping/don't wake them up
    Trust me, it's better for both parties
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    Snuggle with them
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    They will bite, so hold them in a cloth to restrain them from drawing blood
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    Clean up after their poop
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    Hedgehogs foam at the mouth. Babies drool. Pay no mind- it's totally normal! Or it's rabies
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    Your parents might not approve if you get one of your own too soon, so be rash, defensive, and on edge around the clock to counter their snide comments
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    Leave dishes of food and water out for them to feed themselves
    They'll know what to do
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    If your hands are full, just toss 'em in the front pocket of your sweatshirt
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    Clean up after their poop
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    If you have exhausted your resources and patience and really and truly find that you cannot care for your little guy, just return him
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    Keep them in cages
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    Don't be afraid to breastfeed