MY GO-TO, ALONE-IN-THE-CAR, TOP-OF-MY-LUNGS SONGBOOK

Make this playlist. Next time you are alone in the car, put it on, and just try to resist scream-singing the whole way to your destination. (Now that I've finished making the list, I realize my musical tastes are eclectic as hell... HELLA eclectic, as the kids say.)
  1. Tiny Dancer by Elton John
    WHEN I SAY SOFTLY! SLOWLY!
  2. Take on Me by Aha
    I'LL BE GONE ... IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  3. 500 Miles by The Proclaimers
    BA DA DA! BA DA DA! BA DA DA DA DUDDA DA DUDDA DA DUDDA DA DA DA!
  4. Dragosta Din Tei by OZone
    I don't know a lick of Romanian but I can scream the shit out of this song.
  5. Separate Ways by Journey
    SOME DAY LOVE WILL FIND YOU!
  6. Big Pimpin' by Jay Z
    I'M A PIMP IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD BITCH! (This song comes on and you would think I was hard as a hell prison parolee, not a 40 year old professor with Ninja Turtles tattooed down his leg.)
  7. To The Sea by Katzenjammer
    You have never heard this song before. You need to download it right this second. Then you need to scream, "ALL I HAVE LEFT IS THE VOICE OF THE WIND BLOWING THROUGH THE DOOR ... OF OUR HOUSE!"
  8. Overkill by Men at Work
    DAY AFTER DAY IT APPEARS! (You have forgotten how awesome this song is.)
  9. Uninvited by Alanis Morissette
    YOU ... YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ... YOU'RE UNINVITED ... (Alanis Morissette is THE. SHIT. End of story.)
  10. Zombie by The Cranberries
    ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE!