MY LIST APP PROCESS

  1. Spend an inordinate amount of time thinking up and crafting a list.
  2. Write and edit said list, trying to be alternately funny and insightful.
  3. Post list.
  4. Wait to see if anyone read list.
  5. Wait more.
  6. Wait more.
  7. Realize no one is going to read the list.
  8. Feel bad about myself.
  9. Watch every other list on the app get 20+ likes.
  10. Cradle the broken remains of my self esteem; vow to never write another list.
  11. Immediately start thinking of next list.