Things I do when I'm too lazy to get out my car

I'll shut my car off after work and cringe at the idea of bringing all my shit inside.
  1. Tell everyone I'm on my way
    Spoiler, I'm not.
  2. Belt out Billy Joel
    Or any oldies on those throw back stations.
  3. Listen to NPR
    If no pieces are on I pretend to have a vast knowledge of the classical music that plays
  4. Go on Twitter and refresh my feed
    Get bored go on Youtube
  5. Watch videos on youtube
    From funny English accents to financial self helps. Belly dancing tutorials and political rants.
  6. Get skeeved out and think someone is watching me
  7. Leave car
    Cry when I forget stuff in it.