AWFUL THINGS THAT JUST HAPPENED AT MY AUDITION
For a furniture store commercial...
- •Casting director said "You look nothing like your photo! Did you change your look?"Haven't changed my "look" in years.
- •Danced around a computer chair for 1 minute.While Miley Cyrus was playing.
- •Was told to make sexier faces to the camera.And to "tell a story with your eyes"
- •Looked up to see 4 of 5 casting dudes looking down at their phones.
- •Said "you too" when the casting director said "good luck!"
- •Got a parking ticket.2 minutes over on the meter.
- •Fuck it I'm going to Pinkberry.