HOW I FELL OUT OF LOVE
That moment when a light bulb turns on and you know it'll never work.
- •He made a "Uranus" joke.
- •He cheated on me with a 17 year old (It's legal in NY)
- •He wore a feather headband to coachella and "kinda liked it"
- •He stomped through my apartment with his "vintage" boots at 7am while my roommate was sleeping and didn't understand how that was rude.
- •He turned 50 (49 didn't seem that bad).
- •He told ME he loved me.
- •He got upset when I accidentally deleted American Idol from his DVR.
- •He wore shoes with a square toe.
- •He bragged about getting butt dialed by Adrian Grenier.
- •He wore double denim.
- •He said he didn't like Radiohead.The ultimate sin.