THINGS I ATE GROWING UP IN MICHIGAN

I'm Queen of the midwest white trash lifestyle.
  1. Liverwurst + miracle whip on toast
  2. Grilled cheese w/ Velveeta
  3. Saltine crackers w/ peanut butter & jelly
  4. Chips & dip (sour cream + ranch dressing powder mix)
  5. Entemanns raspberry Danish
  6. Noodles w/ butter + parmesan
  7. Bologna + miracle whip sandwiches (and just straight up Bologna as a snack)
  8. Spaghettios w/ hot dogs
  9. Frozen soft pretzel bites w/ cheese inside (microwaved of course)
  10. Tuna noodle casserole
  11. Coke & Pepsi everyday (also 10+ cavities before I turned 18)
  12. Little Caesars breadsticks... but with MORE melted butter & parmesan
  13. Hot N Now drive-thru (39 cents for a hamburger, fries & drink)
  14. How am I still alive?