THINGS I CANNOT ACCOMPLISH WITHOUT ASSISTANCE
Sometimes I just need some damn help
- •Getting down a 2-liter soft drink from the top shelf at a grocery store (and I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me adorable or laugh at me while I make my best attempt.)
- •Completing a single episode of Breaking Bad without exclaiming.
- •Pulling a turkey out of the oven.
- •Understanding what the NASDAQ is and how it can effect me.
- •Ordering Chinese food over the phone (I just...can't.)
- •Tucking the sheet in on the opposite side of the bed.
- •Walking my 85-lb dog without falling.