1. Urinated on the floor
  2. Seemed confused by my exasperated sighs and groans
  3. Stole a pair of panties from my hamper and chewed the crotch out (a compliment?)
  4. Buried themselves in the clean to-be-folded laundry
  5. Jumped on my legs and made me fall
  6. Barked at nothing
  7. Barked at a reflection of themselves (still nothing)