DELIGHTFUL BRITISH WORDS I WANT TO IMPORT INTO MY VOCABULARY

  1. Arsebadger - a painful shit of a person
  2. Bawbag - a stupid or annoying person
  3. Blighter – person or thing to be regarded with contempt/envy
  4. Bloody – intensifier, popularly used in the phrase “Bloody hell!”
  5. Bollocks – rubbish or nonsense
  6. Cockwomble - a useless, bumbling fuckwit
  7. Cad – untrustable person to be regarded with contempt/envy
  8. Cack – shit
  9. Cack-handed – clumsy, inept
  10. Cheeky - risqué; just short of rude
  11. Cobblers – nonsense
  12. Cock-up – snafu
  13. Codger – an old man, often grumpy
  14. Crikey – expression of astonishment
  15. Cuntpuddle - an unfailing bastard; similiar to wankstain
  16. Cuntybollocks - an absolute bastard of a cunt
  17. Daft as a bush – silly, crazy
  18. Dead from the neck up – stupid
  19. Fuckety bye - fuck off
  20. Fucknugget - a proper fucking weasel
  21. Fuckwit - a colossal idiot
  22. Gordon Bennett – variant on the profane outburst “Jesus Christ!”
  23. Knob head – dickhead
  24. Lazy sod – useless idiot
  25. Ligger – freeloader
  26. Like a dog with two dicks – man whore
  27. Mad as a bag of ferrets – crazy
  28. Mingebag – a bad person, an asshole who might be cheap
  29. Muppet - dimwit
  30. Naff - tacky
  31. Ninny – brilliant but inferior
  32. Not batting on a full wicket – eccentric person a little crazy or odd
  33. Nutter - someone who’s clearly crazy
  34. Piss-artist - useless drunk
  35. Piss off – go away
  36. Piss stain - a worthless wretch
  37. Prat - idiot, asshole
  38. Scrubber – a nicer way to say slag
  39. Shitpouch - a hopeless sack of shit
  40. Skiver – lazy sod
  41. Slag - whore, the worst kind
  42. Spunk trumpet - slang for penis; an absolute wanker
  43. Taking the piss – taking liberties, making fun of
  44. Tosser - supreme asshole or jerk
  45. Tosspot - drunk
  46. Trollop – a lady of questionable morals
  47. Twatface - a proper dickhead
  48. Wanker - idiot
  49. Wankstain - an odious waste of space
  50. Wazzock - idiot