FOODS THAT ARE "TO DIE FOR"

  1. Nothing
  2. No food is "to die for"
  3. Not that piece of pie you had for dessert
  4. Not that steak dinner
  5. Not those pancakes from breakfast
  6. Not that donut you traveled 2176 miles to get
  7. Not that burrito from chipotle down the street
  8. Not that hamburger
  9. Not that cookie
  10. Not that creme brulee
  11. Yes, they are all delicious
  12. But none you would give your life for
  13. SO STOP SAYING THAT!!!!
  14. Unless you are actually willing to trade your life for food
  15. In which case, game on!