I believe there is an appropriate Friends quote for every occasion, and that, if someone gets the reference they can’t be all bad. Presented here are some of my favorite quotes, without context, and without character attribution because let's be honest, if you're reading this list, we know. But they don't know we know they know we know.
  1. Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!
  2. Well, instead of a jacket, it’s a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it’s a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it’s the end of time and garbage is all that has survived.
  4. It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
  5. Paper…snow…..a ghost!!!
  6. I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
  7. Raspberries? Good. Ladyfingers? Good. Beef? GOOD!
  8. Ah, salmon skin roll.
  9. Hey, just so you know: it’s NOT that common, it DOESN’T "happen to every guy,” and it IS a big deal!
  10. They’re still not coming on man!
  11. I want world peace, oh, and bigger boobs.
  12. Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic.
  13. You're over me? When were you under me?
  14. Sure I peed on her. And if I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!
    Suggested by @LizDawson
  15. You're the prettiest fake undercover whore I've ever seen.
    Suggested by @jaidub
  16. You're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
    Suggested by @bookishclaire
  17. "Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number."
    In response to "Phoebe? That's a great name!"
    Suggested by @bookishclaire
  18. PIVOT!
    Suggested by @bookishclaire
  19. I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!
    Suggested by @kate81
  20. My eyes, MY EYES
    Suggested by @kate81