IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE NO ONE WOULD JUDGE ME FOR WASTING MY MIND, I'D BE ___________

  1. The person who crunches the cars at the junkyard.
  2. A trophy wife/gold digger 💰💁🏽
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  3. A dog walker! 🐶
    Suggested by   @e
  4. Hawaiian shave ice maker.
    Suggested by   @randi
  5. A maker of bookshelves.
    It's like one of my secret and giant passions.
    Suggested by   @GargiBera
  6. I'd sing radio jingles, but it would be in the 1940's and I'd be live/on-air.
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow
  7. A taste tester
    Suggested by   @weimsworld
  8. A karaoke hostess
    Suggested by   @cordeliane
  9. I'd invent a kind of puppy that was cube-shaped, because it would cute AND stackable.
    Suggested by   @eriknmichaelssrn