1. Where the shoes, pants, and bra come off 2.5 seconds after walking in the door.
  2. Where I drink water out of wine glasses because I haven't done the dishes in awhile.
  3. Where I recharge my batteries after being forced to be social.
  4. Where the DVR doesn't judge my reality tv addiction.
  5. Where the cat has shredded the corner of the couch because he's a bit of a jerk face.
  6. Where said jerk face cat has thrown himself through the blinds to investigate the sounds outside so many times that they are now permanently bent out of shape.
  7. Where my alma mater keeps sending those requests for money even though I don't have any money to send them.
  8. Where the magazines pile up, unread, because it's all old news by the time it arrives.
  9. Where the plastic bags pile up because I always forget to take the reusable bags when I go to the store.
  10. Where I Netflix, Chill & List
    My version of recharging my batteries
    Suggested by @kate81
  11. Where no one judges me if I'm still in pajamas at noon.
    Suggested by @DG
  12. Where my giant pile of as-yet-unread books is
    Suggested by @bookishclaire
  13. Where I have to eat dinner in the kitchen cause the dinning room table is full of unfolded laundry.
    Suggested by @WhelmedDad
  14. Where the wifi connects automatically
    Suggested by @k8mcgarry
  15. You can have a bud of two or three with the homies
    Suggested by @nadi27oct
  16. When bills are paid, the phone is silent, the client e-mails are done, the dogs are sleeping, and the booze is kicking in.
    Suggested by @eriknmichaelssrn