✨ THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF BEING WITH A GIRL WHO USES SARCASM AS HER PRIMARY LOVE LANGUAGE

  1. 1.
    Thou shall not get lost in textlation by instinctively adding a winky face after texts because a sarcasm font doesn't exist.
  2. 2.
    Thou shall trust that complisults are a show of affection.
  3. 3.
    Thou shall realize that her memory recall is impeccable and any and all embarrassing moments are stored away for a later date.
  4. 4.
    Thou shall accept that behind the wall of sarcasm lies a gooey center.
  5. 5.
    Thou shall not feel ignored if she's not giving you 100% of her attention in the company of others.
  6. 6.
    Thou shall assume an I hate you=I love you and die in a fiery pit of hell you motherfucking bastard=I hate you, get away from me, don't touch me ever again.
  7. 7.
    Thou shall giveth as good as they get.
  8. 8.
    Thou shall stand with her behind the shield of sarcasm in the presence of idiots.
  9. 9.
    Thou shall be prepared to get challenged on bullshit.
  10. 10.
    Thou shall fear the day the sarcasm stops.