THE ONLY WAY I'D VOTE FOR TRUMP

  1. I've fallen overboard off my yacht and Kurt Russell rescues me from the water, but I have amnesia so he's taken advantage of the situation to convince me that I too am a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist birther Oompa-Loompa and pledging my support to the orange man is the only way to save the world from a massive spider attack.
  2. And maybe not even then.