THINGS THE MEDIA HAS TOLD ME I WANTED FOR VALENTINE'S DAY VS WHAT I WANTED VS WHAT I GOT

  1. The media tells me I'm materialistic and want:
  2. Flowers
  3. Diamonds
  4. Chocolate
  5. Chocolate diamonds
  6. A giant Vermont teddy bear
  7. Bras and underwear
  8. Chocolate covered strawberries
  9. Vibrator
  10. Kitchen aid mixer
  11. ....
  12. But what I actually wanted was:
  13. To sleep in past 7 in the morning
  14. and not have to clean up cat puke.
  15. ...
  16. What I got was:
  17. And a heart full of feels, which is saying a lot because my heart is dark and small. You ladies are awesome and I'm now off to stalk your lists and share some feels right back at you!