THOUGHTS KEEPING DONALD TRUMP AWAKE RIGHT NOW. PROBABLY. MAYBE.
- •Without my electrified fence, flaming gasoline trench, and razor-clawed ostriches in place, what's to keep the illegals from blowing over the border in the hurricane?
- •Why was Pete Rose trending tonight, and I wasn't?
- •How much longer until I can start hinting at the other candidate's dark Nazi tendencies? 2 weeks? 3? Tomorrow? Please say tomorrow!
- •How are there still more candidates in this race then there were episodes of Sh*! My Dad Says.
- •How am I ever going to find a running mate as good looking as me?
- •Can I just be my own running mate?
- •How much did Hillary bill the government for that 11 hr speaking engagement this week?