WHAT NOT TO DO AFTER YOU'VE POLISHED OFF THE LAST BOTTLE OF WINE AT THE HOLIDAY PARTY

  1. Don't fill the bottle with water, replace it on the table, and walk away
  2. Thinking all the while "ha, ha, this will be funny when someone goes back for more"
  3. Because you will forget
  4. (Or think someone found another bottle somewhere)
  5. And go for another glass
  6. You'll then be forced to pretend nothing is wrong
  7. As you stand there
  8. Casually drinking your water
  9. For fear of explaining what you did
  10. And when people ask you why you're drinking water out of a wine glass
  11. You'll just have to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  12. Because really, what else is there to say?
  13. Certainly not the truth
  14. That you just pranked yourself
  15. So hard