1. Dishes
  2. Laundry
  3. Taking out the trash
  4. Butt stuff
  5. cleaning the litter box
    Suggested by @debsecrest
  6. Yard work
    Suggested by @LizDawson
  7. Going to her parents' house for Thanksgiving.
    Suggested by @BrockShelley
  8. Babies
    Suggested by @Gin
  9. Have kids that wake up early
    Suggested by @MichaelRose
  10. Swallow
    Suggested by @andlamb
  11. listening to that weird, recurring dream she has
    I mean, we can keep analyzing it and, yeah, the guy chasing you is probably a metaphor for some great missed opportunity you think you missed or your latent father issues but you've had it three times in two weeks and I'm tired.
    Suggested by @paaarks
  12. Buy tampons
    Suggested by @alligeeshow
  13. The Macarena
    Suggested by @colleenpagaard
  14. A sad handjob.
    Suggested by @eriknmichaelssrn