WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER OFF THE [INSERT DATING SITE] SECRET MENU?
We all know the joys of secret menus, the ability to special order a delicious and rarely beheld treat. So tell me, what would you order?
- •"I'll have the guy with intelligence and humility, with a side of blonde hair and green eyes, please."
- •"Can I get the guy with a stable job and who hasn't accepted Donald Trump as his savior?"
- •"One animal lover who enjoys spontaneous road trips, hold the self righteous mansplaining and massive ego."
- •"One super intelligent and perfectly respectable woman, animal-style in the sheets please."Suggested by @stevecady
- •"An intelligent, funny woman with a side of Fire Sauce, please. Also, a Happy Meal."Suggested by @eriknmichaelssrn
- •In the alternative, a beautiful, intelligent, emotionally severe and destructive female lawyer that falls asleep during coitus and a large Sprite, please.Suggested by @eriknmichaelssrn
- •I'll have the WOKE AF combo: a socially conscious, gainfully employed, kind human who is good with kids and the elderly. ANIMAL STYLE 🐯Suggested by @ohlauren