WHO WOULD YOU HANG OUT WITH AT A PARTY?

  1. The girl who is universally loved. She's good looking, nice to everyone and everyone likes her. The whole house gets excited when they see her uber pull up, proclaiming the day is finally ready to start. And you, you're just dying to take her out on the town and show her to your friends.
    Even your fucking cat likes her. And that cat would eat your own face off if it didn't get fed in the morning.
  2. Your vaguely annoying neighbor, who is a car mechanic and a part time plumber. He's obnoxious (some would say cocky) and always seems to get up inside people's personal space. He is, however, extremely useful. You know, for those important plumbing jobs. When you need him, no one else will really do.
    Although he seems confident he is always a little self conscious of his height, sure that the girls think he's too short. He's also very concerned with the current state of automation. With robotic plumbers becoming more prevalent and sophisticated he may soon be out of a job.
  3. The slightly messed up ex-Goth chick sitting in the corner. She's had a million hairstyles and currently sports the 2007 Britney Spears bald look. She's thinking about a piercing and regularly engages in blood play.
    Interestingly, while most everyone else thinks she is pretty, she refuses to even look at herself in the mirror, hates photos of herself and generally thinks she's ugly. She's therefore confused and suspicious when all the car mechanics and plumbers want to sit next to her.
  4. The socially awkward guy who randomly blurts out foul expletives at the worst possible moment. He's full of hot air and when no one laughs at his jokes he suggests tequila shots as a distraction, but also cause he loves to suck the limes.
    But despite his puckered appearance, he's oddly intriguing and scores an invite to every party.
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  12. Now what if I told you all those party guests were the different sexy bits.
  13. 1) Boobs
  14. 2) Dick
  15. 3) Pussy
  16. 4) Ass