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  1. It's real early, why am I here so early?!
  2. Walking here counts as cardio
  3. What does this machine even do?
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The top 5 things I look for or avoid when browsing Tinder!
  1. 1.
    Foreign ladies are exotic and like my British accent and women from home who travel are generally more fun. Tell me about the far off distant lands you've seen.
  2. 2.
    You should have at least one! If all your photos are selfies then I'm suspicious about you... do you really want to meet new people? Do they really want to meet you?
  3. 3.
    Duck Face
    If Duck Face is your Blue Steel and it appears in all your photos the I'm not interested. I'm suspicious again, do you have teeth?
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