When Browsing Tinder...

The top 5 things I look for or avoid when browsing Tinder!
  1. 1.
    Travel!
    Foreign ladies are exotic and like my British accent and women from home who travel are generally more fun. Tell me about the far off distant lands you've seen.
  2. 2.
    Friends!
    You should have at least one! If all your photos are selfies then I'm suspicious about you... do you really want to meet new people? Do they really want to meet you?
  3. 3.
    Duck Face
    If Duck Face is your Blue Steel and it appears in all your photos the I'm not interested. I'm suspicious again, do you have teeth?
  4. 4.
    Bathroom Photography
    It's the room in the club with the best lighting and you've dressed up for the thing you've gone to and you're looking glamorous... But no one looks classy taking a photo in front of the stalls. Sorry.
  5. 5.
    Alcohol!
    Is that a cocktail in your hand? Is that a beer in your hand? Is that a whiskey on ice? We have something in common and a way to make each other seem far more interesting and attractive, not that you need it...