5 THINGS THAT HAPPENED AT THE ZZ WARD CONCERT LAST NIGHT

  1. I went to my first standing-room-only concert since I was in my early 20s.
  2. I introduced myself to two people I didn't know
  3. ZZ Ward came into the audience to sing about love
  4. I paid $3.50 for the ATM fee
  5. ZZ Ward did NOT sing Last Love Song
    I know this list is suppose to be about what DID happen but fuck I love that song