THINGS THAT AREN'T COOL

  1. The bottom of every laptop
  2. The battery in my 2007 Razr after making a 26 second phone call
  3. Microwaves
  4. Summer
  5. All taquitos from 7-Eleven
  6. Napalm
  7. The fat middle square on my MacBook charger cord
  8. Everything but the center of a Hot Pocket
  9. Saunas