Inspired by @lizdonehue
  1. Tesla or some other such expensive, wasteful, yet energy efficient car.
  2. An apartment in Paris that would sleep 4 comfortably.
  3. A condo at a resort in Maui, also sleeps 4.
  4. Stocks & bond portfolios that earn more than 4% annually.
  5. New clothes for my wife, kids, self.
  6. Donate a bunch of money for educating our kids.
  7. Give money to animal shelters.
  8. New MacBook Pros for each of us.
    This would be my splurge.
  9. A bigger house in SF.
  10. Also, though not a purchase, I'd quit my job.