Me, by the Numbers

Inspired by @nathanveshecco @saytrumbo @shanaz & others
  1. Age: 48
  2. # sexual partners: ~20
  3. Years married: 18 (in May)
  4. Kids: 2 (Ages 13 & 9)
  5. Number of cats I've had: 8
  6. Number of dogs I've had: 1
  7. Height: 5'10"
  8. Weight: 210-220 depending on digestion (😜 @saytrumbo)
  9. Age when I got my driver's license: 16
  10. Age when I first had sex: 16
  11. Age when I went to first dance club: 16
  12. Years of clubbing: 8
  13. # of Tweets: 30.6K
  14. Years since I was diagnosed with blood mutation: 10
  15. Times I've visited Hawaii: 5
  16. # of times I watched Empire Strikes Back in theaters (1st release): 3 (back to back to back)
  17. $ spent on my 4 years of college (including living expenses): $32K
  18. $ I expect to spend, per year, on my kids college (not including living expenses): $40K
  19. Songs in my iTunes library: +18000
  20. Turntables: 2
  21. Vinyl records: +500
  22. # houses I lived in ages 0-16: 9
  23. # houses I've lived in since age 16: 9
  24. # states I've lived in: 3
  25. # jobs I've had: 19
  26. Longest I've had same job: 7 years
  27. # of surgeries: 7
  28. Apple devices my family owns: 9
  29. # of books my family owns: +250
  30. # of ebooks: 1
  31. # of floors in my house: 2
  32. # of these things that are interesting: +0