Notes From the Road While Staying at a Hotel

In Ripon CA this weekend for a soccer tournament
  1. There are no comfortable seats in most hotel rooms
    So you end up sitting/slouching on the bed. Class action for back issue sufferers?
  2. I can't stop thinking about bodily fluids on the comforter
    Does the material on the comforter allow fluids to survive longer?
  3. Where are my favorite channels on this tv?
    There should be universal channel guides across the country so it's easier to find what you want
  4. Why do I have to carry, pack, checkout my bags
  5. Should I hold my pinky out while eating continental breakfast?
  6. What hotel in 2015 doesn't have useable outlets / phone chargers near the bed?