Things That Are Ironic

Seems like the definition of irony is misunderstood. Here are things I think are ironic.
  1. Notary who has misspellings on business card.
    Made several mistakes which required 2 additional notary visits.
  2. Trump saying The Pope is a disgrace.
    I think Pope was too graceful to say that originally & definitely for not responding, at all.
  3. My wife asking our 9-year old to unscrew a stuck screw which he did.
    Then he broke the glass & cut his hand when tightening it. Wife ultimately had to resolve glass shard situation & I had to administer first aid on 9-year old's sliced finger.