Things to never ask your Bartender and what they really would like to say.
- •What's your favorite drink to make? (Nothing for you because you can't make a damn decision.)
- •Which drink do you like better? (You better not return what I tell you to get considering my tastebuds are different then yours)
- •Do you know where the bathroom is? (Nope...never used it in the 4 years I've worked here.)
- •Surprise me. (No...pick a damn drink or get the shittiest one ever because I don't have time for your nonsense games.)
- •Can I move to a table and transfer my drinks? (No Bitch...you ordered the drink from me, you pay me.)
- •Why don't you smile more? (Do you smile one hundred percent of the time all day long? Nope...didn't think so.)
- •What's your cheapest beer? (Go home. You can't even afford my cheapest beer.)