DOCUMENTS LANDLORDS DON'T ACCEPT AS PROOF OF INCOME (BUT SHOULD)

  1. Snapchats of you making it rain
  2. Empty liquor bottles
  3. Doctor's notes
    "HE IS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WITH THE DOLLARS AND THE CENTS!"
  4. IOU's with the O crossed out and "paid" written in smaller letters above it
  5. A picture of you shaking your principal's hand at your high school graduation with Donald Trump's face photoshopped onto the body
  6. A classroom-sized blackboard on which you've written "I will pay the rent on time" at least 75 times
  7. A very sincere handshake with plenty of eye contact and minimal smiling
  8. A $1,000,000 bill with Obama's picture on it
  9. A signed copy of "Wine for Dummies"
  10. A handmade coupon book that says "Happy Landlord's Day!" in crayon on the front
  11. An old wall calendar that says "Don't forget to pay the rent!" on the last day of every month
  12. A statement of how much money you spend at Whole Foods every month
    If you can spend it, you MUST be making it! Right?
    Suggested by   @originalamericantrt