MUNDANE SUPERPOWERS THAT WOULD BE WAY MORE USEFUL THAN LASER EYES (SORRY, CYCLOPS)➕
- •Ability to reach into your pocket and always pull out the right key for the door you're trying to openAssuming you already owned the key, of course
- •Super MemoryNever forget a birthday again! Or that your bills are due!
- •Ability to become sober at willAnd immunity to hangovers
- •Every shower you use is instantly hot with really great water pressure
- •Knowledge of every episode of every TV show everSo you don't have to actually watch them.
- •Immunity to having bad ideas
- •Not-quite-super strengthBeing able to lift a bus would be cool and all, but I would settle for just being able to move this couch on my own
- •Squeaky clean poops, Every. Single. Time.One-Wipe Wonder!
- •Being able to hang something evenly without any tools or second thoughtSuggested by @originalamericantrt